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Each night feels just like coming home after the big game. Imagine it, the glory. Your girl drapes herself over you and dabs the sweat off your brow.

Sina comes out as only accepting the best. Each night a new restaurant and new cuisine. Tabs always paid for by restauranteurs; Sina's presence alone brings in the business.

Sina paid millions to be travel blogger that doesn't need to publish if he doesn't feel like it.

Only the cats when you want them. Snap your fingers and they'll cuddle up but everything else is not your problem. No liter box, no feeding, no vet. That's someone else's problem and they live forever. The cats don't care for anyone but they love you. Everyone comments on how lucky you are.

Picture it... a sleepy seaside town. Waves crashing along the beach in the distance. Your belly full of food and drink, your heart at its brim with love. The stars shine bright over head and your mind free of any stressful thoughts. A finger stroking your chest, a recent milking, light music playing in the backgroud... and a bedtime story read to you by Zelig. Goodnight sleepy Sina <3

Sina removed from Vegas Strip high rollers poker game for raking in too much money.

Nearly impossible to describe, a council of 500 of the world's greatest bassists agree that Sina is a "musician's musician".

Goodnight Moon
Sina is you've got to love him.